dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.