Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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