you guys were way drunker than both of me
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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