you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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