Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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