Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
honey bunches of taint.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
