I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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