a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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