it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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