She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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