Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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