dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
