Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
