Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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