Do you still have your period?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
