do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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