in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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