Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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