Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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