Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Please don't give away my fajitas
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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