FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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