how can u be prego again
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i've created a new STD.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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