My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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