Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.