How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.