You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!