You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..