how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?