Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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