i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
