Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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