If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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