No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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