i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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