Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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