HIV tests are more positive than that guy
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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