seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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