Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
