I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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