I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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