My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
