Sponge bath it is.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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