I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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