I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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