Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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