do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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