"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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