it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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