The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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