this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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