ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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