I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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