But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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