So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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