Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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