Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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