i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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